"2003 Caption Gallery Page 154"





BoyHowdy:
Meanwhile, auditions continue for the new Village People...


BoyHowdy:
...than jamming a Sharpie into your eye, but not quite as good as sex.


Generik:
"Branding? No thanks... I prefer the Generiks."


Buffoon:
"Good things about the Bush Administration. The End."


Generik:
"Look, I can wrap 'em up for you, but I can't guarantee your Bush action figures won't go AWOL on you. Most of 'em do."


Buffoon:
Dubya decides the next photo op in a flight suit should be a drop by parachute. They film it at Knott's Berry Farm, on the parachute ride.


Generik:
In her spare time, Lynne Cheney liked to go bungee-jumping by hanging on to Dick's comb-over hair.


Generik:
Toughest hole on the world's hardest miniature golf course: Par 14, through the Gates of Hell and down the River of No Return.


Meldrick:
I still don't get this horoscope stuff.


Buffoon:
"No starch in my shorts this time."


Meldrick:
Nice to know the army is ready if they ever come under seige from Vikings.


Indomitus:
"Laundry's almost ready." "Good. I'm really hungry."



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