BoyHowdy: Meanwhile, auditions continue for the new Village People... |
BoyHowdy: ...than jamming a Sharpie into your eye, but not quite as good as sex. |
Generik: "Branding? No thanks... I prefer the Generiks." |
Buffoon: "Good things about the Bush Administration. The End." |
Generik: "Look, I can wrap 'em up for you, but I can't guarantee your Bush action figures won't go AWOL on you. Most of 'em do." |
Buffoon: Dubya decides the next photo op in a flight suit should be a drop by parachute. They film it at Knott's Berry Farm, on the parachute ride. |
Generik: In her spare time, Lynne Cheney liked to go bungee-jumping by hanging on to Dick's comb-over hair. |
Generik: Toughest hole on the world's hardest miniature golf course: Par 14, through the Gates of Hell and down the River of No Return. |
Meldrick: I still don't get this horoscope stuff. |
Buffoon: "No starch in my shorts this time." |
Meldrick: Nice to know the army is ready if they ever come under seige from Vikings. |
Indomitus: "Laundry's almost ready." "Good. I'm really hungry." |
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