Indomitus:
Here's a hotel that blew 0.44 on the breathalyzer. Should we book that one, or just give it a stern warning this time?
Angel_Noir:
"So, if I get the fellatio and the oral I get the anal for free?" "Did you bring a coupon?"
Angel_Noir:
Hey! Who took my virginity! This isn't funny, guys!
Matteus:
I know an orchid over her right ear means she's single but what does it mean when her brain is hanging out over the right?
Angel_Noir:
Betty was planning to return her date to the store after the prom.
gleeb:
Your better class of escort will have a ready-made list of "extras" and costs. Don't be afraid to consult it.
Mr_Bad_Movie:
No! He really IS a boy!! Not a maniquin! He's just quiet! Come on Woody!!
Indomitus:
My, my... Looks like Ralph Malph is rounding second with his date back there.
Angel_Noir:
"OK, who wrote 'Everyone 'cause I'm a big whore' on my dance card?"
gleeb:
Now, don't fill up on hors d'orvres, they'll just get in the way of the vodka....
Mr_Bad_Movie:
How many men do you have under there Margaret?
Angel_Noir:
Oh, I love this! It's the dinner party scene from "Thank God We're White"!