Indomitus:
"Do try the mountain oysters. They're fresh!"
gleeb:
"Gee, you look purty, Emma Lou!" "I skinned my dog special for tonight!"
Mr_Bad_Movie:
Well, the prom camera guy was the first to drop. The sign of any good party!
gleeb:
Remember, when passing out after too many vodkas and mountain oysters, at least try and choose an area with a carpet.
Angel_Noir:
I can see my house payment from here!
Datazoid1701:
No, Bruce, the Coast Guard will not rescue you from your hot tub.
Mr_Bad_Movie:
Lake Peehole was the largest man made lake in the world.
Angel_Noir:
"Well, when we bought her, she was mighty-mighty, but things were all hanging out..."
Mr_Bad_Movie:
Then came the great lake Peehole flood... the residents referred to it as "The Big Flush of 67"
Mr_Bad_Movie:
It was when Lake Peehole and Lake Crapfloat were joined by the Septik Canal that major and much needed trade and commerse came into the area.
MSTzilla:
A little known fact, Wild Bill was actually a shopkeeper, and the only thing he killed was high prices!
Datazoid1701:
Hurrican Nickelodeon slimes the entire eastern seaboard.