YibbleGuy:
"Science shows the effect of alcohol on the brain. Take this experiment: I nailed a white rat shut in this box for 37 days." "What did that prove?" "That I must have been really drunk at the time."
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
Traffic on the northbound 405 is stop and go, slow-n-go for your sundown slowdown
Dante83:
Just strap these electrodes to your head 3 times a week for a series of painful electromagnentic shocks sure to melt the extra pounds away!
BoyHowdy:
With their "Huntin Bambi" scheme down the tubes, the boys in Vegas start up a "Hunting the Cingular Wireless Logo" scheme...
BoyHowdy:
Now there's farmer that takes pest control seriously.
Dante83:
Aw, this is a great one of Steve. His mom can put it on the fridge.
gleeb:
Just don't press this one. This one awakens the beast Kraken from the bottom of the ocean. Don't know why they even put it on there...
gleeb:
Next in the midget-hiding line of evening gowns...
gleeb:
Well, it was a close thing until Miss Missouri "showed it" to the judges.
Matteus:
uhh, why does contestant number three have a pistol?
Matteus:
Miss Ogeny
Angel_Noir:
"..and I am honored to be named Miss Oral..." *HHHUUCCK!* *PTOO!*