Indomitus:
"For ten dollars I'll let you hold my hand. For an extra twenty, you can put your arm around me." "How about a kiss?" "What kind of girl do you think I am?!?"
Indomitus:
"...you put your hands in your pockets... like so... and thrust your package forward. That should get the girl's attention."
Indomitus:
All for me. Let the road go buy its own brew.
YibbleGuy:
Followed by "Nun For The Road: An Exciting Behind-The-Scenes Look At Carrie Fisher's Scene In 'Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back'."
WEIRD_1:
now that you are starting to get a boner, we need to talk about proper hygiene
YibbleGuy:
"This is my 4-H Club ring. The four H's stand for Head, Hands, Heart... and Hookers."
Indomitus:
"I envision inflatable rubber boners in every household. That and at least one chicken."
YibbleGuy:
"You'll never pass the 'touch your nose' sobriety test like THAT, son."
WEIRD_1:
Gay Nazi Jews in Christ join the Bush for President bandwagon
Indomitus:
"I just got my Boy Scouts Boner pin! See?"
WEIRD_1:
Congrats on the boner, Greg... now all you need is the "Bagged a Girl Scout" badge and you make Eagle Scout
Indomitus:
"And as we rub the rat really fast against the rubber chicken like this, we can see its boner beginning to develop. They usually almost get to full length before the rat bursts into flames."