Indomitus:
"I'm sorry, Timmy, but there's just not any more room in the car for you. I'm sure the next family to move in here will be very nice to you. Goodbye."
rickubis:
I always scrape the film off *my* coronet.
Indomitus:
Because: A> It's soft and absorbent. B> It's double-quilted. C> The director wiped his backside with it.
WEIRD_1:
For cheap, Catholic school-girl sex, visit Jenny in the first room to the left at the top of the steps.
rickubis:
Is that kid gonna be big enough to feed *all* of us?
rickubis:
Yeah, his diaper's been clean for a week, but *someone's* gonna have to pull out the cork.
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
I do enjoy cheese
rickubis:
PUMAT between a drunk driver, a tree, and the grill of a CarmenGia.
WEIRD_1:
I hope that is Phoebe Cates
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
hmm. well... It's still better than 'Gigli'
rickubis:
"Do that trick where you lay at the bottom of the pool for a week!" "Um... that's drowning." "Yeah! Do THAT!"
Indomitus:
OR "Hurry, Call the Plumber Before the Cat Drowns!"