WEIRD_1:
Well Funnycide, we ain't going to get any stud fees from you, so it's off to the dog food company
Indomitus:
"You know, Elmer, my dear old horse, someday your name will be immortalized..."
WEIRD_1:
Want to make it strip dominos?
Indomitus:
"Checkmate, king me!" "You sank my battle ship!"
WEIRD_1:
one bon-bon for you, one for me... one bon-bon for you, one for me...
WEIRD_1:
Well girls, tonight it is time to teach you all about making your husbands happy, so start stripping
WEIRD_1:
Kathy learns the international all woman bitch song... "I am woman, hear me cut your penis off."
Indomitus:
"When I was your age, we used to stand in line to stick our willies in the man-eating barber pole! It was the only show in town, and we liked it!"
WEIRD_1:
where my 401K was last seen
WEIRD_1:
and I am the little Dutch boy with my finger in the national flood of job loss
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
Wately Stain Manor...
WEIRD_1:
well, it is haunted, and the last 5 owners all died a strange and painful death but would you just look at that view