zombiewoof68:
The goddess of the Redshirts exacts her terrible, terrible revenge!
BoyHowdy:
I wonder how often Kirk watches scrambled porn on that thing.
KirkShatner:
Hey baby, looking for a good time? Come find me on Centarus VI. "Damnit Uhura, I thought I told you to filter the spam from Starfleet's transmissions.
zombiewoof68:
Too easy.
radioman:
Damnit Jim... my foots stuck in the paper mache'!
BoyHowdy:
"Space... It's huge, and there are lots of chicks out there, some of them human... These are the voyages of Little Jimmy Kirk on the USS Poontang..."
zombiewoof68:
Captain, those creatures said they were called "Stagehands". Apparently they belong to an interplanetary consortium called "Da Union".
twilight23:
Hey, I thought you were taking us to Denny's!!
Mr_Grant:
"It'll be a bout 45 minutes-- would you care to wait in the bar?"
BoyHowdy:
Ohh, she's wrapped in tinfoil. That should keep her fresh.
zombiewoof68:
My name ain't "baby". It's Gropnar... Miss Surak if you're nasty!
zombiewoof68:
The legendary Vulcan Death Swab.