samjacinto:
I am... Frau Blucher...
BoyHowdy:
So... Community theater is boring on other planets too?
radioman:
Vulcan's really changed since I was here last year, Captain. All of this used to be a Sizzler!
KirkShatner:
Please God, let me get some this episode. Just this once is all I ask.
zombiewoof68:
Dear God, just get me a REAL acting job, and I swear, I'll never look at those magazines again!
delany:
Dear God, please let me out of this contract.
GersonK:
Well, I suppose we all knew, deep down, that somewhere out there was the son of Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla
amycamus:
"You say you're a PUMAT between JFK, Richard Kiel, and Andrew Dice Clay? What's a PUMAT?"
BoyHowdy:
You know, I'm pretty sure that's not how you wear a jock strap.
twilight23:
How the hell does that guy breathe?
samjacinto:
Because of the custom of Vulcan brides not bathing for six months, those in the ceremony take precautions.
amycamus:
Meanwhile, in the wee hours of the morning...: "ALRIGHT! A tub of Crisco all to myself!"