Indomitus:
Here we see a male subject whose heart and brain are actually connected. But that's okay. One quick testosterone injection and he'll be right as rain.
Snuffleupagus:
...side effects may include finding oneself laying in one's own filth.
Indomitus:
"That's good! Just keep doing that, and I'll unzip my trousers."
twilight23:
Look! I'll explain this so even a dimwit human like yourself can understand. Me So Horny! Got it!
KirkShatner:
Once again captain, I was *not* masturbating, it was an ancient Vulcan cleansing ritual that involves baby oil. And in the future would you please knock.
twilight23:
Alright one more time. Me. So. Horny
radioman:
It's the Admiral Kangaroo Show! And here comes Mr. Greenjeans XXVIII.
KIPPAGE:
"This is Admiral Buddy Ebsen Kirk, I'm dead Jim... Ha ha I crack myself up Haw!"
KirkShatner:
Kirk, about this request for 40 cases of baby oil from your first officer...
twilight23:
Considered frigid even by Vulcan standards
zombiewoof68:
The movie they said couldn't... er... SHOULDN'T be made.
Datazoid1701:
We're the boys of the chorus, we hope you like the show. We know you're rooting for us, but now we have to gooooo...