Mercutio_Jones:
Ah, now here's what I like to see, my beeyotch washing clothes. Let me take her shoes and knock her up, then when she's done with the wash, she can make me a sammich.
Moatas:
"Watch what happens when I approach her from behind..."
Mercutio_Jones:
Man, do I ever love a good parallelogram!
Mercutio_Jones:
Come on down to Parallelogram City, where we bring parallelogram savings to you, direct from the factory!
Indomitus:
"Care to take it for a spin cycle?"
Mercutio_Jones:
So ladies, I've heard about this thing you all do with your pelvis and the spin cycle...
Indomitus:
Square head. Square shoulders. And judging by the look on the other guy's face, his butt is square, too.
Mercutio_Jones:
Bill's obsessive laundering began to take on new, ominous dimensions as he hallucinated in his own private, Downy-soft hell.
Moatas:
"Mum gave me advise for our wedding night, something about looking at the ceiling and thinking of England."
beckett:
"Now, just slip those trousers off, Mr. Fenniman, and we'll have a look at those nasty tonsils."
amycamus:
"Uncle, it was YOU chewed up my best slippers, now wasn't it! BAD BAD Uncle! Heel!"
Snuffleupagus:
Illegal drugs are better enjoyed when injected straight into the heart... ahh that hits the spot...