LauraPrancer:
There's no real reason for John Edwards to wear an apron; he just *does*. Just like he wears women's nightgowns.
LauraPrancer:
"You fired me? I'll show you! I'll be famous, I tell you! Famous!" "Yeah, whatever, John; you big loser."
shankybells:
"What ABOUT me wearing an apron at home?" "Nothing! I just thought it was funny!" "Funny? How is that funny?"
Indo_Farkus:
"You take that back before I go all 'Humphrey Bogart' on your ass!"
Indo_Farkus:
"Yeah, my mom's middle name has an 'E' in it." "Then this message must be for you, because I'm getting a very strong 'E'." "But she's not dead yet!" "That's what you think."
Haight:
Uhh, son, sticking your tongue in my ear isn't the most appropriate thing to be doing
Indo_Farkus:
Blowing at just the right angle across his ear, Uncle Ted's head sounds just like a Coke bottle.
Indo_Farkus:
"I have to be honest with you, Mr Smith... The last applicant had great breasts. Your chances aren't good."
Indo_Farkus:
In a former life, John Edwards was a dreary, boring cracker. No, wait, that's this life.
Balevule:
Know this badge, know it well for it represents, freedom, peace and the random beating of minorities.
Balevule:
Gumble I'll give you 3million dollars to even point out where Africa is on the map.
JingleHo:
Carrot Top and Richard Nixon's head. Tonight, on Crossfire.