JingleHo:
"Who's on SciFi?" "Yes." "Who?" "That's it." "What's it?" "Who is on SciFi." "WHAT'RE YOU ASKING ME FOR?"
busterkeaton:
Needless to say, Jed was very popular with the ladies.
beckettclaus:
"Soon this wasteland of Atomic Sludge piles and Cattle Run off would be reclaimed to use as Baseball and Soccer fields!"
HinermAdvent:
Ted Turner offers to colorize the National Republican Party. Trent Lott casts the single opposing vote.
HinermAdvent:
Can President Bush give Saddam Hussien the radioactive desert wasteland he's always wanted, or will Saddam rule by bombing Washington to gravel? Find out on Geopolitical Trading Spaces!
LauraPrancer:
Always offbeat, Dorothy's long-lost twin sister took the gray cement road against everyone's advice.
Upstarta_Clause:
"9 inch Dildo..." "Ex- Excuse me?!" "9 Inch Dildo. Yeah. Definately 9 inches." "What the-what..." "From the size and curvature of your gap you definatley use a 9 inch dildo. Yeah. Definately... "
Upstarta_Clause:
"... And one rack of baby back tits. -- UH! RIBS! Baby back *ribs*."
LauraPrancer:
"Are you looking at my hips?" "No." "You're looking at my hips, admit it." "No, I'm not." "Just fess-up, buddy. You're looking @ my hips." "*Fine*! I'm looking @ your hips." "You disgust me. Pervert."
elKapitan:
"Look at the Professor over there, trying to make a radio out of a coconut." *snicker*
LauraPrancer:
"Look at that punk. I bet he thinks he's better than us, with his stupid jacket. Let's go beat him up."
LauraPrancer:
The hallways of Bovine University