LauraPrancer:
"Good boy. A little more tongue next time, M'kay?"
Indo_Farkus:
*lick*
shankybells:
"I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus."
shankybells:
"Damn wife! Kissing Santa Claus , my ass! It's July 11th!"
Indo_Farkus:
"I see on your resume, Miss Johnson, that you have great breasts, and I really think you have what it takes to go all the way in this company."
shankybells:
"We've noticed that you don't wear pants to work anymore. Any special reason for this?"
LauraPrancer:
"No, just, don't touch-- ouch!" "Lemme jus' get that outta--" "That's your foo--- hey!" "Oh, sorry."
LauraPrancer:
"Hey, buddy. You think you're too good for a hat?" Peer-pressure at it's worse.
LauraPrancer:
Betty writes on circular paper so she doesn't hurt herself.
Indo_Farkus:
"I kinda like wearing the apron." "That's nice, dear." "I'm also wearing your underwear." "That's nice, dear."
Haight:
She always knew it was a mistake moving to San Francisco
Haight:
He's humphrey bogarting