Granty_Claus:
All over America, grampas are outraged. "Damn kids! Close the door! You think I'm made of money??? You own stock in the gas company???"
Mistleteus:
Martha lov3es watching Don reign death upon the neighbours whilst a tiny llama eats his belt
Granty_Claus:
Good electricians never short-circuit on safety! Always wear your insulated Safety Hat!
JingleHo:
Is that black mold? On our nice white screengrab?!? Who let this happen?!? Oh, well, LIGHT 'ER UP!
JingleHo:
.oO(I'm gonna Alanis Morrisette all over his sorry ass!)
klutzka:
O.K .Have we got everything? Let's see Gun's, Ammo, Ration's and this, can't forget the hooker!
LauraPrancer:
You'd Shoot if the Law Allowed it.
LauraPrancer:
Night after prom. She *had* a beehive hairdo, but slept on it funny.
Indo_Farkus:
As you can see here, the American Flag can stay erect for much longer than the Iraqi flag. That's why it gets all the chicks.
Indo_Farkus:
...have each been given a slow-acting poison. We'll ask them 5 questions. The one to get them all right, gets the antidote! Stay tuned!
Indo_Farkus:
"I'm sorry, Mr Jones, but your airplane insurance clearly does not cover acts of God, acts of war, or being included in bad stock footage."
shankybells:
"Mommy?" "Yes , Cindy?" "What's road-head?"