Generik:
"Where's that baby? Gotta suck the life-breath outta that baby. Gotta suck the life-breath outta that baby. Gotta suck the life-breath outta that baby. Where's that baby?"
JingleHo:
Not one spot of color on the kittens. Trent Lott would approve.
TyranosaurisRex-mas:
The other members of the litter instinctively try to teach the runt how to hold his breath under water.
Generik:
Can a tabby find true happiness in the paws of an albino cat?
Viagra:
PUSSY!
JingleHo:
The kitten's logic is very simple: If it doesn't scream and run away, then it's a scratching post.
Mistleteus:
o/' I'm a mean ol' lion... o/'
Moatas:
"This is such a good place to perch...Oh yeah...when Santa shows up this year, I'll be waiting for him...heheheheh"
TyranosaurisRex-mas:
.oO(I am *so* going to poop in all there shoes tonight)Oo.
JingleHo:
Taking his place behind the podium, ready to deliver a rousing speech, was Fluffy, or as he would come to be known: "Mein Furry"
Viagra:
Yes, my brother... we are of the pure, white race.
Granty_Claus:
"Tonight we arise to smite our human oppressors! Pass it on."