JingleHo:
"Yes, we here at Serta carve all our mattresses lovingly from a single block of wood..."
Generik:
"Dude... is that the cheese fort you guys told me about? Dude, that is, like, awesome!"
JingleHo:
At station 1, you will learn how to use a hammer. At station two, you will learn how to glue your fingernails back on.
JediClaus:
SciFi's crack programming team tries to cram in yet another six encore showings of "Taken" per day... "Anybody got a shoe-horn?"
UnReality:
"Bitch." "Pussy."
UnReality:
"What's my line? 'Meow'? Who writes this crap?"
Generik:
House training your wolverine can be a rewarding, if somewhat bloody, experience.
JediClaus:
Citing extreme depression, The "Hang In THere" pster-cat checks himself in to Betty Fords...
JingleHo:
But look on the bright side: When the guys at work ask about the scratches, tell them that was one wild pussy.
Generik:
Ah, the miracle of birth... okay, grab 'em and put 'em in a sack, it's drowning time.
Generik:
Newborn kitty or sexually-spent Teletubby?
Mistleteus:
devilSPPAAAAAAAAHHHHHN!!!