"2001 Stuck Nothingness #2"





Vidhatra:
Suddenly, a shot rang out.


amycamus:
"High Fidelity" and "Almost Famous" were having a war. "High Fidelity" was throwing bombs. "Almost Famous" was lighting them and throwing them back.


KINGDINOSAUR:
Auughh! A Triffid's got me! A Triffid's got me!


Penemue:
"B-5." "You sank my Battleship!"


Generik:
So Jean-Paul Sartre and Albert Camus walk into this bar in Morocco, see, and...


alexgariepy:
Today's episode is brought to you by the number 0.


Penemue:
"There's no Triffids here, you've always been Blind Frank."


Humoriste:
Ahhhhhh! Screengrab Deprivation!!!!!! I'll tell you everything I know! Everything!!!!!!!


amycamus:
An ant, on its side, dreaming in the tall grass.


KINGDINOSAUR:
So is there going to be an encore or are we suppose to leave now?


Generik:
(I've been sucked in by the black hole of screengrab nothingness. Either that, or it was Jean-Paul Sartre carrying a Triffid.)


Vidhatra:
<<insert profound thought here>>


Generik:
As we see clearly here, in Seattle, Buffoon's ex-wife's heart is all shook up.


Penemue:
"Silly Squid... That's not Food... That's a Piece of Rock. Many Creatures starve to death on the dark ocean floor. Except for this Crab."


Penemue:
"We shall call him Pinchy. Pinchy scuttles about on the ocean floor tapping around to find food, like a blind man finding the curb."


Tin_God:
Not very moving, no... but it *does* meet all the requirements to become an Oprah's Book of the Month. (Broke the grabber again?)


Penemue:
"Uh Oh! Watch Out Pinchy That Squid is still alive! Ha! Ha! Ha! Pinchy Scuttles to Safety living to Feed another day."


Vidhatra:
This is your brain. This is your brain on television.


Tin_God:
'round here, darkness doesn't just fall... it damn near plummets off a cliff like a coyote with an anvil.


Penemue:
<I was bitten by a Squid Once.>


JohnSteed:
This is what happens if the Powerpuff Girls crash into each other while flying.


amycamus:
Forecast for this evening: Far out. continued far out through the evening, with widely scattered ohmagawd, dude in the morning.


UnReality:
"Hulk smash vertical! Hulk smash horizontal!"


Penemue:
"What's green and Red and Spins around Furiously?" "A Frog in a Blender"


Generik:
All your black are belong to us.


amycamus:
...and for dessert, try Bob's House of Bob's devilishly good sweet-tooth calmer, "Satan in Aspic"


UnReality:
"We can't stop here! This is screengrab country!"


Penemue:
"Next on the Mysteries of the Deep. We shall be exploring the Titanic. Stay tuned after these messages."


lil_amish_boy:
Satan in Aspic with a french fries potato garnish?


KINGDINOSAUR:
You bastards lied about the light staying on! Let me out of the refridgerator now! I mean it! I'm tellin' Mom!



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