Penemue:
"Here at Creepy Lab Tek Enterprises, we've begun to insert Glow in the Dark Filaments like these into everyday monkeys, Creating the Monkey with Racing Stripes.
InfestedWeasel:
Two minutes earlier, at Scifi HQ: "So what does THIS button do?"
Penemue:
"Alright... Shaggy, you and Scooby check out the Basement with Thelma... Daphne and I will stay here, and check out the Bedroom."
DPvacuum:
(Galagher joke) when the light is on you can read the switch that it's on
DPvacuum:
but when the light's off you can't see the damn switch!
InfestedWeasel:
Rorschach originally tried totally black pieces of paper before moving on to ink blots. I think this one's a duck.
Goldfinger:
You whippersnappers have it so easy. When I was your age there'd be seemingly endless stretches where there was no screengrab at all. And we were funny, dammit!
InfestedWeasel:
Remember, grasshopper: When you look into the screengrab abyss, so too is the screengrab abyss looking into YOU.
lil_amish_boy:
Personals:Lavender light-beam seeks flat green surface for intimate contact.
Jiveguy5:
Ok, who grabed my ass?
MrAtomik:
John, how long has this Flarn been in the back of the Fridge?
alexgariepy:
mY nAMe iS tORgO! i tAkE cARe oF tHE pLaCE whILe tHE sCReENgrABBer iS aWaY!
KINGDINOSAUR:
I have this album! Smell The Glove by Vinyl Gap, I believe. Spinal Tarp? I forget. It's been too long. Album sucks anyway.
JohnSteed:
Just stamp Directed by Steven Soderbergh on it and it'll make every critic's top ten list and be nominated for a bajillion awards, just you wait.
alexgariepy:
The Sci-Fi Channel is Father, The Sci-Fi Channel is Mother. The Sci-Fi Channel is on its lazy ass.
alexgariepy:
Latvia's flag detriorated at the dry cleaners.
JohnSteed:
My M&Ms melted!
alexgariepy:
I am Black. I stand between the SFC, and the cappers.
Penemue:
"Run Jules! It's the Lizard People! Save yourself...Come back...Bring Electric Torces! Aiiiiiieeee!"
KINGDINOSAUR:
"Where were you when the lights went out?" "In the dark, sir."
Penemue:
"I am Sci Fi" - Dark Man.
Generik:
"WORK?!?" "Ah, yes, work... I pretend to work here, and they pretend to pay me."
KINGDINOSAUR:
Crouching Caption, Hidden Screengrab
lil_amish_boy:
Our vocabulary word for today class, is: curmudgeon. Second word: sassafras.
Generik:
"I'd like to order a sassafras for my curmudgeonly friend here." "Smile when you say that." "I *am*!" "Oh... okay then. Kind of hard to tell."
Humoriste:
And back at Sci Fi, they're counting how long we'll cap nothing as they practice throwing their pencils so they stick in the ceiling...
Penemue:
Maybe we're capping the Sci Fi's Seeing Ear Theatre. Does everyone have their sound turned on?
lil_amish_boy:
B5 does have boobs: they are called writers. Thank you, I'll be here all night!
JohnSteed:
You know, come to think of it, B5 sounds like one of those Dime a Dozen boy groups, dosen't it?
alexgariepy:
o/~ I can see clear-ly now, every-thing is gone... o/~