KnosreG:
"I'll give you this tumbleweed for your pile of dirt." "Hmmm, you drive a hard baragain."
teambanzai:
....and see all the people.
Generik:
"...Open the doors, and-" "You're close! You're close!" "But I don't see all the people." "Okay, let's try it again. Where's the church? Show me the church."
Indomitus:
"What is it?" "I don't know, but it's squishy, and I think it's licking my finger."
Indomitus:
"You sure this is where you buried grandpa?" "Of course! Can't you hear him screaming?" ... "Oh, yeah."
Generik:
"Problem there, Skip?" "No, it always gets this way after one of my marathon jerk sessions." "Wow... I can't believe you hit the side of the barn from HERE!"
TommysDad:
"Before I became a blonde, I was *THIS* smart."
MrAtomik:
"Any monsters under my bed tonight?" "NO!" "Shutup Carl"
sanspants:
suave mcdebonaire and his sidekick, lumpy o'hair, nonchalantly... look.
sanspants:
"one scotch and cleavage... er, soda, coming up."
Indomitus:
One ring to hide them. One ring to bind them. One ring to merchandise the hell out of them all.
Indomitus:
o/` SILENT NIGHT!!! HOLY NIGHT!!! ALL IS CALM!!! o/`