Kosmo:
That'll be the last time his parents hire Torquemada as a baby-sitter.
BlueOnBlack:
Nathan Lane and Nathan Lane starring in "My Two Moms"...
RodRocket:
Michael Jackson declared 'officially fucking weird' by act of congress.
Buffoon:
.oO I'm tired of being pouty and sullen. Maybe it's time for a change. Tomorrow I think I'll be pouty and introspective instead.
gleeb:
Just before the breakdown, he started "taking advice" from his left thumb
BlueOnBlack:
Tonight on Inside The Actors Studio - this bowl of beer nuts
NyssasMenorah:
Nipple twists at ten paces.
Granty_Claus:
Crouching Stooge, Hidden Chucklehead.
Granty_Claus:
~Have you written the copy for our ad? ~Almost. How many Rs in Neurosurgery?
Nogdomitus:
"Nobody talks to the Pope right now. He's on the Holy Shitter. Come back later."
Nogdomitus:
to escape capture, this man cleverly disguised himself as bagpipes.
EbeNurseNoirScrooge:
"If it's no'Scottish, it's CRRRRRRAP!"