TurkeyosaurisRex:
I've never been to a cocktail party that used Scope as top shelf whiskey.
amycamus:
"1999 Chateau de Listerine. Hmm. I wonder if they have this in Winter Mint?" (try it out - the picture just about caps itself!)
scifi_cookie:
"Psst -- Hi. I've never rented an x-rated movie before, but this one sounds good -- it's called "Head Cleaner"."
lowfi:
Nostalgia... just another word for forgetting how much things sucked "way back when".
Mr_Bad_Movie:
...so you can stank purdy!
RenegadeMasaki:
Now free from its can, the cranberrie dessert waited silently for its prey to wander within range.
Indomitus:
The SciFi Channel programming department prepares for another day of work.
Indomitus:
"Hey Moe! Another episode of Farscape!" "Well put it in the 'OKAY' pile, you knucklehead!"
Indomitus:
"I prefer John Edwards, myself." "That's nice, lady. Pie?"
Indomitus:
"Oh, I just ain't been the same since Sliders left..."
Loodvig:
"What? This dimension has no Brill cream?"
Generik:
"The ribbon? I'm wearing it memory of my lost hair gel."