SpaceToast:
"Aaaaugh!" *pop* Mission control applauds. CNN carries the event.
CapMidnight:
(Pssst! Everybody /freeze/! Maybe they'll think we're /plastic/ soldiers and won't shoot! Everybody act /gray/!!)
Indomitus:
Buh-Weet Sings. "Net... da noosik paayyyyyy..."
VladtheImpaler:
The elite Chinese mole execution squad...
Indomitus:
The Posture Prince meets the Posturpedic Princess...
The_Enigma:
And now for a special presentation of Bambi.
matrix29:
Secret coverups? Not on the internet.
402:
"OK OK I'll read your screenplay!"
nashtbrutusandshort:
...by Samuel Beckett. "Will he explode today?" "Perhaps." "You said that yesterday." "Yes." "And the day before." "Yes." "He didn't explode." "No."
402:
lemme guess who his backseater is...
SpaceToast:
I think this is from the French Keogh Period.
Yazzin:
"This is Blue Rider. I am engrossed with a tense game of Pong... over."
402:
playing Pong? No wonder he crashed.
GersonK:
For one couple, it was a washroom at a Wendy's in Newark. Let's meet them now.
CapMidnight:
"Gee, Hank, ain't that purty?" "Yup." "Makes ya wanna... drink beer, don't it?" "Yup." "Bbmdm." "Shut up, Boomhower."