nashtbrutusandshort:
You have completely misunderstood the formal restrictions of haiku. D+.
E_B_A:
o/` Songs that made the Hit Parade... o/`
Indomitus:
And stay tuned afterwards for the HBO Music Awards.
nashtbrutusandshort:
Momentarily forgetting where he is, Senator McCain demonstrates how hard it was urinating into a bucket from across his cell in the Hanoi Hilton.
Vorvon:
"Me? Naw, I'm gonna spend a night home with my 40, Redneck Rampage, and Mojo Nixon!!!"
GersonK:
*bellllch*
Dragonstud:
We don't have the power to teleport in time yet. A few more bicycle tires'll do it.
abracadaver:
Track 7 needs more bass. And can you record the backup vocal track again? Remy sounds like a toad.
NurseNoir:
Colonel Nigel Smith-Smythe-Spam-Spam- Eggs-and-Spam-Without-So- Much-Spam-Innit, Upper Class Twit of the Year.
Daleman:
$250 an hour for straight bondage and discipline. $350 for anything hardcore. No exchange of fluids or water sports. Will this be cash or credit card?
Generik:
"See? I can TOO find my ass with both hands!" "Okay, okay... hey, look what I found with both hands!"
Indomitus:
"So if Lexx is part Cluster Lizard and is sex crazed, would that make her a Cluster Fuck?" "Congrats, man, just figure that out?"
DG_3k:
And we would like to thank the bank for paying for all the hit-men
DG_3k:
This is your pet clam on drugs
Indomitus:
*out of nowhere* "Can we do the In and Up again?" (that one's dedicated to porpoise. left an impression, I guess)