matrix29:
Well, I hope no wounded and desperate alien monster brutally murders me... wow, that would be so out of the blue.
Transformer_84:
KRAMER!
JohnSteed:
*Dubbed* "Get the official Godzilla newspaper Today!"
nashtbrutusandshort:
"Years of masturbation and needlepoint have left my palms so callused that they can deflect bullets. Do your worst, tough guy."
gypsymoon3:
Nerds in the 'hood?
TorgoX:
She underestimated the power of cheese
nashtbrutusandshort:
Y'all hold your nose. Dead credits in the middle of the road.
BlakHat1:
I don't think Ares is as butch as he pretends to be. He's got a strap-on goatee!
sanspants:
tuesday feb 22. 8:45pm. regis philbin spontaneously combusts. wednesday, feb 23 is declared a national holiday.
sanspants:
kip winger, medieval warrior. huzzah!
Enapov:
Funny mushrooms on your pizza... We got that!
BlakHat1:
"WHOA!" *CRASH* "Cleanup in aisle 4"
sanspants:
*bzzzt* what is: the last thing sans sees before losing consciousness while careening wildly through the store on the back of a shopping cart? *dingding!!*
MadMatt:
I love watching Xena... spankings for everyone
gowest:
By decree of his Majesty all handmidens will no longer use their hands