E_Borg9:
I'd like my eggs over easy with a side of credits.
Indomitus:
"Okay, you got your damned bean recipe. Now where's my Milkbones?"
IMissMST3K:
Getting thrown outta a bar is ONE thing... getting thrown outta a SPACE bar is quite another!
Mr_Grant:
M’lud, I move that the counsel for the Crown be required to wear pants.
DiscoBoy:
"According to this, your last employer fired you for sticking your hand up customers' skirts. Care to explain that?" / "Yeah. I was lonely."
DiscoBoy:
"We can't close our military installations in Korea! Just think of all the whores that would be put out of work!"
DiscoBoy:
She thought the lead implants would be more durable than the silicon ones. She never anticipated this problem, though...
Geezo:
"Hey, Carl... Griffey's up. Go to commercial."
GersonK:
"Sir, please describe the rage you're feeling. Is it a) all-consuming, b) bitter, c) blinding, or d) chocolatey?"
quadkane:
Typical student film crowd scene
Indomitus:
*WEEEOOOOWEEEEOOOO!!!* Sears Catalog pose alert! Call the SWAT Team!
Indomitus:
But you only get about 1/2 of it once the IRS takes their slice.
Indomitus:
"Maybe your left nipple wants a drink." "No. I don't think so." "Your right nipple?" "We'll pass, thanks."
Mr_Grant:
Gillian Anderson takes VISA? I didn't even know she was an Olympic event...
deadparrot:
"You're thinking... did he fire off 6 SciFi cliches, or only 5? Do you feel lucky... punk?"