sanspants:
this thing makes *the* most incredible coffee, but i'll be damned if i can find the spout.
sanspants:
for a series of truly sick experiments involving salmon and peanut butter and bob dole
flappersquirrel:
Oo..Who ever can withdraw the sword from the stone donut shall be the commissioner..oO
Nocturnal_Walker:
Salvador Dali prepares to melt another helpless watch.
RoboCrow:
"I guess we'll meet here at exactly 31 o'clock."
Sirhamhat:
"Let's see... Rabbit through the hole, and the squirrel... OH CRAP! I don't even know how to tie a damn knot!"
Rubberneck:
Always cut the green wire, wait! they're all green!
Rubberneck:
Tis the chemical fairy! Spreading joy and natures own toxic chemicals for all the world!
Soozcat:
The new limited-edition Raul Julia Pez dispenser! Whack his back and he spits out Saturn-flavored Pez. Fun for the whole family!
LeakyResinNet:
We need invent chimney
sanspants:
"unga! come quick! grog find leaf, make *wowsa* good smoke! make grog mellow..."
YibbleGuy:
"Tribal council say we violate environmental regulations. Say we need stack scrubber. What is stack scrubber?"
sanspants:
"ugh. me need to invent vertical hold."
sanspants:
proof that god doodled a bit before creating the work of art that is mankind.
Chebwa:
"I believe we have uncovered the ancient art of... Yatzhee."