"1999 - 2000 Caption Gallery Page 35"





Indomitus:
"Christ child? Nah, guys, I think you're looking for the next backlot over. Two Star Trek sets, then hang a left."


Saltydog:
Ayup, new Teletubby crop's comin' along jest fine.


Saltydog:
The Quest for Fire led ultimately to a sleazy strip club in New Orleans.


Saltydog:
"But what if the quantum flux capacitor overrides the temporal modulation unit? Then will ya tell me about th' rabbits, George? Will ya?"


Indomitus:
"Okay. Beam us down."


Steelhawk:
"Two to beam down... Energize!"


fox_064:
Here at the Imperial Academy, "First we will teach you how not to hit a target five feet away."


Steelhawk:
He's just mad because she copied his hairstyle and it looks better on her.


TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
Look-the other leading brand leaves behind microbes that thrive on your toilet seat. While our cleanser leaves this cheese wedge...


fox_064:
"Ah, honey! The Jedi Knights have arrived! Come on in, Monopoly? No tricks with the dice now"


GrrrsonK:
But all your computer really understands is a series of ones, zeroes, and norm abramses


GrrrsonK:
"Starbuck comes running for the great taste of Alpo. The sick fuck."


UnReality:
"All right, gents, you know the drill. Trousers down, willies out. Doris, get the whipped butter and mascara, would you?"


GrrrsonK:
"Hmmm, Fiorello LaGuardia rises from grave. Demands hot monkey lovin'. I'll be."


Angewomon:
I sense much fear in you!



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