Indomitus:
Welcome to Doorknobs 101, the final exam. Hope you studied. Good luck.
Shattered:
Ain't no dream like a Prozac dream.
Shattered:
Must.... Kill.... Pikachu!
FryGirl:
Shoudn't that be Honey Turn Your Head And Cough?
Shattered:
From the makers of Honey Die, and Honey Bite Me.
sanspants:
mel brooks is duke leeto attreides in dune 2: spice rack
Indomitus:
"Candid Camera Calling... oh, my GAWD!!! We can't air THAT one..."
animebabe:
Befuddled puzzlement? Or puzzled befudlement? Or maybe Puddled Elmerfudiment?
E_the_E:
They just typed rude comments with their keyboards.
Generik:
"Telegram." "What?" "Candygram." "Huh? I just got out of the shower! What do you want?" "Handshark."
Vicious:
"I can only give you my name, rank, and 'why did the chicken cross the road?'!"
amycamus:
Yesterday upon the stair I saw a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. I wish to hell he'd go away.
Shaft:
Odds are one in thirteen quadrillion, void in Tennesse, close cover before striking, I'm with stupid, do not fold, spindle or mutilate.
Buffoon:
"Coffee? Tea? Beverage? Blow Job? Unspeakable Menage?"
GersonK:
Of course, for the bears, peeling 'em is half the fun.