GlitterRock:
*whirr, click, whirr* NOT READING DRIVE C. REBOOT...
JukeJunkie:
Once again we find Prince Charles playing in the Queen Mum's wigs.
amycamus:
Insert Presidential candidate of your choice.
Indomitus:
Wear orange, and beware of pizzas and beer just laying there in the woods.
GersonK:
Enter the Clown
RodRocket:
Pigs fly! Steve Forbes elected President! Good tasting decaf coffee invented! (yeah, right...)
sanspants:
free willy 4: willy swallows a mine
shanky_panky:
"Eat me."
Torgone:
Rejected slogan: You can't Beatsa Meatsa.
Indomitus:
And John Cleese makes a Hitchcock-esque walk-through...
deadparrot:
Today, at a Kid Rock concert, a Volkwagon tried to crowd surf, killing 2 and injuring 14. News at 11.
deadparrot:
Looks like a 5 Ad pile-up on Route 72 this morning. I'd find an alternate route if I were you...
CapMidnight:
The Disco at the End of the Universe
VAC3:
"Hi, I'm looking for the Spaceballs 2 set?"
deadparrot:
Owing to a minor technical glitch, Kirk is beamed into the upper stratosphere.