Coakley:
All right! Bring on Courteney Cox and the chocolate pudding! (Or have I said too much?)
BigStupid:
Da Da Da.
EbeNurseNoirScrooge:
Sie masz. Sie masz ko. Ko, masz, ko.
deadparrot:
"Would you like your regular girl, Mr Springer? Will you be paying by personal check again, Mr Springer?" (Is this damn thing stuck again?)
sanspants:
gladlock zipper. keep your hoo-ha fresher, longer.
The_Gray_Zombie:
Cappers, this is our target. Kris Kristopherson. We are to prevent him from getting to the men's room. No danger, really, just want to see him wet his pants.
Vicious:
"Ah... a lovely sunrise! The perfect setting to take a..." "HOLD IT!!!"
DanZero2000:
"Ok, now that we've discussed everything, it's time for a..." (all) HOLD IT!
screaming_fist:
"Excuse me, but where's the little boys room?"
Vicious:
"HOLD IT!!!"
The_Gray_Zombie:
Sorry I'm late, for some reason all the bathrooms were occupied.
DanZero2000:
"Hello, where's the nearest bathroom?" (operator) "HOLD IT!"
Vicious:
"HOLD IT!!!"
The_Gray_Zombie:
Ok, you're probably wondernig about the wet spot on your floor, huh?
DanZero2000:
"What's the problem?" "Everywhere I go, whenever I want to pee, everybody keeps telling me to hold it..."