Indomitus:
Henry scampered, pranced and whiffled, from whence the momeraths once had miffled.
Indomitus:
Little Known Untrue Factoid: Shortly after her Saturday morning cartoon was cancelled, Strawberry Shortcake turned to prostitution to pay the rent.
JukeJunkie:
"One more 'Why a Duct?' crack from you and I'm gonna kick your ass!"
sanspants:
"oh yeah, it's the brakes alright. i'm gonna have to grind down yer rotor, and i'll have a look at the struts while i'm at it..."
JingleHo:
The Fourth Doughball of the Apocalypse! "Behold, for he shall rend forth with great fury, and lightning, and thunder, and delicious frosting!"
amycamus:
"I'm sorry to have to break the news. But I've completed your diagnosis, and you're...a Moron."
Indomitus:
"In today's surgery, we will attempt to remove the last shred of dignity from Science Fiction everywhere..."
MasterTorgo:
This is where the fish lives.
JingleHo:
"Christ! Most men at least wait until they're done before they roll over and go to sleep!"
ZadetheElf:
"You mean elves *don't* make Keebler cookies and snack crackers?" Another childhood fantasy shot down by Reality.
JingleHo:
*Attention Kmart shoppers! We have a Blue-Light-Special on children in aisle 12!*
Kolos:
...with nachoes running a close second.