Generik:
Carl was EXTREMELY disappointed to discover that what he thought was Satan's Penis was actually just a plastic monkey.
Buffoon:
How not to pick up women, chapter one... The phrase "Ya wanna see my plastic monkey?" should never pass your lips.
Generik:
After Ralph finishes shaving his face with his new Norelco, he shaves his thumb, the tips of his fingers and his Wall Street Journal.
BuckFifty:
Don't know if I'm comfortable giong to a 'lady of the evening' who accepts coupons.
BuckFifty:
Meanwhile, in the hovel of Glenda, the 'Naughty' Witch... *whip* "...and your little dog too!" *whip* *yip*
BuckFifty:
.oO(You know, I really didn't want to know how squirrels 'do it') *chitter* *ook* *wocka chicka*
BuckFifty:
"I bought this new outfit to impress your Paw." "Yes, Mom." "does it look pretty?" "Yes, Mom." "Wanna see the matching crotchless panties?" "GAH!!!"
screaming_fist:
*typing* "It was a dark and stormy grab."
Indomitus:
The hardest part of making Mouse Jello is getting the little shit to stay under until the mold hardens.
Indomitus:
You won't believe what we found at the bottom of that huge vat of Tequila...
screaming_fist:
"Iknowyouarebutwhataboutme? Iknowyouarebutwhataboutme? Iknowyouarebutwhataboutme?"
deadparrot:
*gulp* "How's that, Daddy?"
deadparrot:
Sexual position by MC Escher.
NightTrain:
Dozens have sworn to seeing the ghosts of Harvey Milk and George Mosconi forcibly cornholing the ghost of Dan White.
Face:
Just wait'll the tall one starts jerking off!!! It's a KILLER!!!