Crude97:
Never open your door while driving, nor should you drive while wearing hawaiian shirts.
Unreality:
Desperate for attention, Jack Palance set out into the Connecticut woods one afternoon with only a camera and a map. A year later, his crap was found.
UnReality:
"Everest. Forbidding. Aloof. The mountain with the biggest tits in the world." "Start again!"
UnReality:
.oO(Spit...or swallow? Spit...or swallow?)
TheRussianMafia:
AHH ITS THE ALIEN SMURFS IN THEIR SMURF SHIP COME TO SMURF ME AND SMURF MY... Wait a smurfin minute...
TheRussianMafia:
Normally we call'em credits, but in this case we'll call it a "Hit List"
TheRussianMafia:
Day 1 of the Cap Lock: No sign of the end in sight. Associates starting to lose sense of logic. John acting irrationally about some Stephanie. God help us all...
TheRussianMafia:
Day 2 of Cap Lock: Recited lyrics of Debbie Reynold's Tammy 40 times over. Starting to question ones own grip on reality. Must go brush teeth with dead fish
ProjectDarkStar:
*sacrifices a virgin on his laptop*
easy_street:
THAT'S gonna leave a mark
YibbleGuy:
"...and now, for people who're pissed off at Alan Greenspan's rate hikes, try new 'ScrewDaFed'."
BuckFifty:
Screw flowers, ah gots mah baby a new set o' radials. Who sez romance is dead? *wipes nose on sleeve*
EBrown:
Ok, we'll get him over the rail this time... one... two...
thesilentchild:
()--casually adjust crotch--()
Buffoon:
Constipated?