easy_street:
"Confucius say.. man who run in front of car get tired."
easy_street:
"Confucius say.. man who run in back of car get exhausted."
EnochF:
"Our topic today is military intervention in Kosovo: Is it necessary or antithetical to democracy? Here with us today are Lamb Chop, Goliath and Kukla..."
Saltydog:
"So much for Clarabelle and his damn seltzer. Now where's that Buffalo Bob?"
Saltydog:
"I got puppets. Wanna play with my... puppets?"
The_Enigma:
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
The_Enigma:
"Wow! I wonder if the same thing is in my little brother's skull!" *Gets the axe*
EnochF:
"Alas, poor Yorick, I knew... ooh, a dollar!"
The_Enigma:
Toilet Paper was never this exciting.
The_Enigma:
They found the missing Oscars, but the time they did it was too late. They had been Sci-fi-ed.
The_Enigma:
"We the folks, of the U.S. in order to make stuff more good... Ah, they'll fix it up in editing."
Zonk:
"Sir, my Kung-Fu grip is malfunctioning..."
Indomitus:
...been capping the whole time. My fingers are tired. Reality drifting away. Social mores losing all meaning. I AM SCIFI!!
Indomitus:
*offscreen* "Errooorr! Byew! Byew! Kabooom! Byew! Blam! Eeeerrroooorr!"
Lanzman:
The 357th Airborne String Quartet nears their drop zone.