Racerex:
Joe was under the delusion that if he bought an English sports-car, Diana Rigg would go for country drives with him...
beckett:
"God Damn Kids! STAY OFF THE FREAKIN' SIDEWALK!"
Racerex:
Sam, a dyslexic college-student, thought he was studying for a final on Ovid.....
144b:
George is a sadistic farmhand. He likes to stomp on baby chicks. He ain't been right since they took off Hee Haw.
gleeb:
Well, I'm OK while the corn lasts, but then those bastards are gonna turn on me.
teambanzai:
In an attempt to cut corners for the upcoming Easter holiday Ted started slipping Acid into his feed to see if he could get the eggs to come out colored.
MrAtomik:
You better get cracking Bob, that milk isn't gonna drink itself you know... I put some gin in it, so hurry before the milk curdles
RodRocket:
FORGOTTEN 1908
butteredtoast:
Relaxing saturdays at home, the daughters out laying down the new driveway...
GlitterRock:
"Mmmm. Good chicken-head...."
Sidesk:
"Ha! I bet you miss, wimp!"
JurassicPork:
"This is for Ratso Rizzo."
DoktorD:
The Man in the Grey Flannel Pajamas
Forkboy:
"See Spot run. Run Spot, run. See Dick and Jane play with the big red ball. This is AWESOME! I wonder what those crazy kids'll do next!"