BlakHat1:
"HEY! There's no TEA in these TEACUPS! You tryin' to pull a fast one on me, KID?!?"
amycamus:
"And *I* say we stand united, and prevent those scab elves from entering the tree until Keebler management guarantees a fair contract!"
amycamus:
Rick Santorum's greatest fears realized.
flavio:
"Man, what happened last night?"
gleeb:
The turtle was smug, until Fred got his stepladder...
LauraPowers:
Neither a cone nor an island. Discuss.
flavio:
oO I wish I could poop chocolate cake
YingYang:
"Come on, son. You know I need to hollow you out and turn you into a dummy. Be a team player, okay?"
Forkboy:
"I have created a grand army of the republic. In retrospect, I probably shouldn't have cloned Gomer Pyle."
E_B_A:
"Yeah... it was difficult, but I finally bagged me that pesky Snuggles Bear... made me the left arm for this here jacket... bouncy soft, too..."
cambria36:
To become an Eagle Scout, you must be able to pitch a pretty good tent.
tinaw:
S'more factories order graham crackers in bulk.
gleeb:
My God, they've got that lumber stacked up like dead bodies!
rickubis:
Here is where the murder occurred. According to the evidence, Jane Doe, the golden-haired victim, was surprised in bed and torn to shreds by 3 bears.
Buffoon:
Someday.... Someday, Synchronized Bowling will be an Olympic sport.
gleeb:
George Shearing goes bowling.
144b:
Snatch the ball from my hand, young grasshopper.
144b:
I told you to get some gas, did you listen to me? Nooooo!
Shut the f**k up!
elKapitan:
The Leftover Stuff
gleeb:
"You figure them aliens got any change?"
The Diva:
Grumpy Old Defiant Ones
elKapitan:
"Well, just as long as they don't steal any of our cans, I'm fine with it."
Shockeye:
"How ya gonna get the squeege up there?"
YibbleGuy:
"Hi. I'm Margaret ... and I'm an Anal-Retentive Alcoholic."
"HI Margaret."
"Until yesterday, it had been 433 days since I had to carefully read the instructions on the bottle before having a drink ...."
Cyberbeast:
*whispering* We've replaced Will's regular morning cup of coffee with an alien invasion force, let's see if he can tell the difference.
Mr_Grant:
The Gallery of Remarkable Powerpoint Slides, the Louvre.
gleeb:
The Power of Christ will compel the demons to go, but the power of your new Hart, Shaffner & Marx cassock will compel them to stay!
144b:
And Davey Jones gets ready for his date with Mashia Brady. I'll pop that bird's cherry, mates?!
Hinermad:
You've seen the lemon-powered clock? Meet the potato flashlight!
gleeb:
Boxing matches?
TyranosaurisRex:
Those clever Swiss have integrated a secret code into their cheese.
gleeb:
Posing as a Jacquard loom, I made my way into the Museum of Technology...
Steve_Reeves:
"I have in my hand a document proving that the Nigra an' the Jew are members of the Communist Party!"
"Which ones's?"
"A man named Darnell Mashburn and one named Herschel Abromovitz, why?"
tinaw:
At long last, we see Gray Zombie observing his own underwear. . .
GlitterRock:
"Mind if I have my duckie?"
"Um... if it would make you more confortable."
"Thanksh. C'mere Tina, duckie."
Dita DuPave:
"You're wearing that?!"
gleeb:
What do you mean 'They've already casht Teahoushe of the Augusht Moon'?"
JohnSteed:
Some people just should not go with the Bruce Lee haircut.
GlitterRock:
.oO I think I'm turning Japaneshe. I think I'm turning Japaneshe. I really think sho Oo.
Coakley:
.oO(Lord, I feel shilly.)Oo.
tinaw:
"And don't forget to feed the cats."
"Will do."
*kiss*
Dita DuPave:
I'm hungry for jell-o for some reason.
tinaw:
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
TheLurker:
The Joel Vs. Mike thing gets out of hand...
tinaw:
It seems we have something in common Mr. Bond -- we like to stroke pussies. . ."
(Oh come on! Look you didn't see that one a mile away!)
BlakHat1:
"Would you like to pet my bunny, Mr. Bond?"
"Pusshy."
"I'm trying to take over the world! Of COURSE I'm PUSHY!"
tinaw:
Blofeld's wah-wah pedal.
jjcourtright:
I'll kill you yet Bond...With my sewing machine...Bwah hah hah!
JohnSteed:
"Now, James what ever gave you the idea that I would come back in a later movie and try to kill you?"
Commodore Schmidlapp:
Pardon me sir, I hate to be a rude guest, but do you realize that you have no neck?
GlitterRock:
With Sex You Get Eggroll