Mercutio_Jones:
The Mark of Dyslexic Zorro!
gleeb:
First, find out what country you're in. Remember not to immigrate to that country...
cambria36:
Subtitle: "Find A Shallow Spot On The Rio Grande"
UnReality:
The Pinkeye of Sauron
GersonK:
subtitled "We'll buy you a new dog, already."
FryGirl:
Meanwhile, in Mr. Mooney's office...
144b:
But Judge? These gals told me they was 18, I swair!?
jildo:
The Johnsons and the Smiths get together for their weekly mock trial.
FryGirl:
"I'm sick and tired of seeing your alcohol-fueled exploits in the tabloids! Look at this! LOOK AT IT!"
gleeb:
Come on! Give Mark Trail a little kiss!
tinaw:
"Cool! Massacre photos! Take a look!"
Hinermad:
In extreme cases, a swat across the snout with a newspaper will discourage begging at the table. However, the best prevention is to service your wife regularly so she won't have to beg.
UnReality:
Ceci n'est pas un pipe.
gleeb:
Jean-Pierre Rampal hits the skids...
Mr_Grant:
Jean Pierre Rampal's brief and addictive flirtation with "grunge flute".
tinaw:
o/' Just an eyedrop of black tar helps the memory go down. . .o/'
gleeb:
Need a pop star-turned-movie star? Drop on by the Marky Market. 10% off if you dress like Peter Lorre!
Mr_Grant:
Too complicated already.
Agent_Moldy:
"Scissors: Gift From God, or Spawn of Satan?"
Mr_Grant:
"Cutting Inside The Lines, with Frank DeFord."
gleeb:
Simplicity: Simple patters for simpletons since 1904!
tinaw:
Slutwear in 3 easy steps!
screaming_fist:
The germans were not that popular in the 1944 Tour de France
da_upstart:
"Son... I'm *really* sorry I had sex with your girlfriend." "But, dad, she was 13." "Yeah, well... at least I confirmed she wasn't a virgin like she said, lemme tell you."
cambria36:
Lili St. Cyr's act used to take 7 hours.
144b:
And then smoking in bed, in the dark. Basking in the afterglow of having good, hot 6.
gleeb:
But don't expect him to answer to that. He's still a bit miffed about the kidnapping and constant "Why did you resign?" questions.
144b:
Man, that's a simple phone number to remember?
cambria36:
Them 7. They 5.
gleeb:
The Easter Bunny's delivering them!
Zee:
"... we're giving away new Ford Cars. Well, that about wraps it up..."
wd40:
Because we can't sell these rolling napalm deathtraps . . .
UnReality:
AKA yelling
tinaw:
"Darnit! Now we can't summon the Devil!"
UnReality:
"One more costly cable modem line and our dark lord Lucifer shall arise! Arise!"
gleeb:
Phone tree for geometers.
BStarr13:
Auntie Em! Auntie Em!
tinaw:
Uncle M! Auntie Moneypenny!
Hinermad:
Yeah, come on... come on.. Daddy needs a new trailer! Come on, a little closer..... BINGO!
gleeb:
Ha! Missed me again, Jehovah!
Soozcat:
Never seen so many baking soda volcanoes.
MrAtomik:
The Chamelibrarian has the uncanny ability to blend in with its surroundings, as we can see here... or can we?
144b:
And then, they ate my pony.
da_upstart:
The ghetto in the Tron universe
144b:
Can't you see? It's no longer about you and me and the doorknobs! It's a nationwide crusade!