Annakie:
Grandpa struggles with a bout of late-onset Torgoism.
NurseNoir:
"Right here. Yup, that's where the aliens drilled a hole, put in a straw and sucked out my brain. Oh, yeah- this is also where they stuffed my skull with cotton candy."
rickubis:
There's something wrong with my brain, but I can't put my finger on it.
gleeb:
Remember, don't try and diagnose yourself. Consult a licensed phrenologist.
Quatermains_mistress:
Meanwhile, outside Ted Kaczynski's Hermit Shack-o-Love . . .
Indomitus:
"Wooo-hooo!! The carpool lane rocks!!"
Amon:
"We're not getting enough lift. We need another guy on this bike."
UnReality:
It's comforting to know that, even in the post-apocalyptic wasteland, there will be bicycle-riding acrobats.
144b:
Meanwhile, The Daliy Worker trys to scoop Grit as the nations least readweekly paper.
144b:
From the makers of Finding Nemo Crash the sea tuttle is TJ Hooker! Righteous!Righteous!!!
gleeb:
Annette Funicello, Frankie Avalon and Ben Hogan in "Sand Trap Bingo"
144b:
I don't think Tiger Woods ever made a beach movie, do you?
Mercutio_Jones:
o/' Lord, how long can this go on? o/'
gleeb:
2001: the series looked at life for Dave Bowman inside the monolith. Most episodes dealt with Dave, his wife Shirley, and the wacky neighbor star-baby Larry.
gleeb:
Using lemon-pledge-flavored table treats, Sally was able to train her coffee table to do many tricks.
rickubis:
I don't know why, but it plesures me greatly to carress this box.
Hinermad:
"Watch out Tim! there's a.... too late!" The live-action version of Space Invaders claims another life.
Racerex:
".....ahhh, WMD, you ask? Well .... I ..... let me sing you something from HMS Pinafore instead."
gleeb:
I have an important announcement about the war. But first, a song. o/ Old man river, That old man river...o/
Hinermad:
Dr. Pavlov was inspired to test his theory of conditioned response by his assistant, Natasha, who caused him to drool every time she bent over to clean the dog's cage.
gleeb:
"$100 or the cops get the negatives."
GersonK:
Sniffing crayons is just a gateway to sniffing other waxes.
TheDiva:
This is the WORST version of "Othello" I've ever seen...
YibbleGuy:
Superhero Zinnia-Man had very little success with his attempts to fight crime with giant flowering annuals.
GreyZombie:
The Human Torch VS The Listerine Avenger
Dita DuPave:
FEAR MY MINTY FLAVOR!!!
LongLiveRock:
I will destory He-Man!
Dita DuPave:
I will destroy the Thundercats!
RodRocket:
"I will destroy the Power Rangers!"
gleeb:
I will get my face retouched with rust-oleum!
GlitterRock:
"Are You there, God? It's me, DOOM."
MrfnordTim:
I wonder how many guys in this movie are going to thump 'er.
gleeb:
"Bambi": Hands of Fate
JurassicPork:
...with a special appearance by Elmer Fudd, as the lovable hunter who blew her mother's head off.
Nyssa23:
Well, she *does* have a nice white tail.
gleeb:
"My angina! Quick, get my nitroglycerin pills!"
gleeb:
"Ah! Stop using big words! My brain hurts!"
JurassicPork:
The Defiant Ones Go To Hawaii.