Datazoid1701:
Yes, here it is. A way I can cram even more Hertz Rental Cars in.
MirkwoodLodge:
Meanwhile, at the Annual Stopwatch Convention...
MirkwoodLodge:
"As you can see, it's an older model, but it has very low mileage..."
Snuffleupagus:
.... saayy...how would you like to help me create a master race?
YingYang:
"Don't mind me or my enormous natural breasts....Lalalala"
gleeb:
"You see, if we travel 3.2 parsecs due up..." .oO God, will he never notice? How obvious do I have to be? Oo.
teambanzai:
.oO(Oh man there she goes again leaning over and thrusting those luscious beauties in my face. Baseball, baseball, Rosie O'Donnel naked there that did it.
Hinermad:
ERROR 601 CAPTION OVERLOAD. Core dump follows: "Playtex makes space suits now?" "Cyborg Sid's oil pressure just went up 30 psi." "Fembot, schmembot!" "Boobs in zero G are just too distracting!"
YingYang:
Oh, look. A Linda Tripp exhibit at the Clinton Museum...
144b:
Baby, when you're a crossing guard, you never know when you're number's up.
YingYang:
"Honey, if that skirt gets any shorter you're gonna need two hairdos."
ArchHallJr:
The REAL Kitty Carlisle.
amycamus:
Despite the ostensible grumpiness, he's STILL gonna bust out singing in Urdu.
Matteus:
they had to redo this shot because someone'd painted a smiley face on the back of his head.
Dante83:
The calls are coming from inside the telephone!
Hinermad:
Timmy the Transit Bus was sad because he couldn't go into the museum with the other people. "No matter," he thought. "I'll just kill them with carbon monoxide when they come back out."
Beckett:
"Tell that asshole in the motorboat to go around!"
carbonbased:
If Norman Rockwell painted "Nighthawks"
GotMilk:
M-m-microsoft is *people*???? NOOOOOOO!
gleeb:
Matthew Broderick as the riot cop who has a wholly other religious conversion in "Pull My Finger, O Lord"
UnReality:
"I can get killed by my house from here!"
jammer427:
It must've been "Bring Your Capybara to Work" Day.
Dante83:
The credits are sneaking back in!
gleeb:
Coffee? But I'm a crazed loner with a gun! Don't I get a hamburger sammich?
Racerex:
"Hey, waitress, come back. This is java, and I specifically ordered joe!"