cambria36:
Did my pants get back from the cleaners?
tinaw:
"REAL heroes don't wear pants. Enclosing one's balls weakens one's power."
beckett:
"When Amish attack."
gleeb:
The Whos go to war!
tinaw:
"Never you mind how I can see out of this helmet, young man!"
rickubis:
At first, stroking the kitten relaxed him, and he began to forget about his stress. Then, he remembered, and...well, it was bad for the kitten.
Joshua_the_samurai:
Midget Prostitutes were often abused in the old west.
kingcrim:
"My...what a BIG pocket protector you have....hmm"
FryGirl:
"Say, Mr. Whipple...I'm a little short on cash this week, and I was wondering...what else do you enjoy squeezing?"
144b:
Check it out, a flashlight designed by Louis C. Tiffany
windsong27:
First thing I did every graduating from grade school was to show Sister Mary Ursula what the back of MY hand felt like.
amycamus:
Unidentified Flying Chafing Dish.
gleeb:
Worst "Waiting for Godot" ever.
Datazoid1701:
Emergency! MY cappuccino machine is DOWN! This is NOT a drill. My cappuccino machine is DOWN!
Agent_Moldy:
Where does not peeing in the punch bowl fit in to this?
tinaw:
Why they all tryin to keep the Silver Stroller down?
gleeb:
Late into the night, ACTION LIBRARIAN reads Lynne Truss, Strunk & White, and other devotional works...
TMBG:
.oO what did my lovely Cindy write in my yearbook? I'm an ass? Now that she's popular she's dumping me???? HAVE A GREAT SUMMER?!?!?! Oo.
Snuffleupagus:
Tally me tomato man!
GersonK:
"What'd you get on number three?" "Mustard." "You have to stop eating during quizzes."
GersonK:
The old sliderule through the head. It used to kill at the IEEE meetings
Dante83:
"The term 'double breasted' should not inspire such immature behavior students." *snicker* "He said it again!"
TMBG:
As you can clearly see, the answer was Mustard! and only one person got it right!
GersonK:
Well, that's what Mrs_Grant told me.
Dante83:
"Lotus Long. That's not what his GIRLFRIEND SAYS!" "Lotus Long is a woman" "Hey, shut up!"
gleeb:
Whoa! Our Asian lead will be played by an actual Asian-American? What, were Warner Oland and Peter Lorre sick?
gleeb:
Assimilation isn't always a smooth journey: "Do you have Sun Yat-Sen in a can?"
UnReality:
"It's Prince Albert. And he sounds pissed!"
GersonK:
"Bah. Fishing reels are too complicated these days. When I was a lad we'd just take a stick, tie some string to it, and beat the fish senseless."
YingYang:
Ironside Jokingly Healthy
tinaw:
FRIAR'S CLUB ALREADY LOOKING FOR HIS REPLACEMENT
Hinermad:
Grand Poobah in Hospital
gleeb:
John Cage's minimalist gamelon.
TyranosaurisRex:
Lionel Hampton: The early years