TyranosaurisRex:
"I just pissed in my owners shoes." "Yeah, me too."
YibbleGuy:
A remake of "In The Heat Of The Night" performed entirely by cats.
Datazoid1701:
Your wicked Stepmother IS your Fairy Godmother in Schizophrenicella.
icabod:
Ow! you're not even aiming for the dart board, are you?
cscott:
"I'm not a doctor, but I play one on... hey, wait a minute, I am a doctor... not a medical doctor, but... uh... what am I trying to sell again?..."
cscott:
"Oddly enough, I actually AM a doctor... but on tv I play a wacky janitor, who runs an orphanage for gifted street kids, in south LA..."
cambria36:
Holy shit...my FEET are missing.
Hinermad:
"Can you keep a secret?" "Sure, Ed. What's up?" "I have a problem with my wife. I, uh, go off early a lot." "I see. Any idea what sets it off?" "Yeah, just thinking about her makes me.... awww, dang!"
Hinermad:
What a beautiful dog! Too bad she'll have to be put to sleep after Labor Day. Fashion rules, after all.
meQal:
cues Chairots of Fire theme
Beckett:
"I'll be damned... I guess I DO have a dog in this race."
Hinermad:
Take a Greyhound to Cleveland? I can't even catch it!
MAD MAX:
Stop calling me Wilbur or I'll shoe-horn you into a bottle of Elmer's glue...
ed_209:
"You're a red shirt, lad! Shame on ye! Now stand up and die like a coward!"
rickubis:
Do whatever it says! It's got a pistil!
Beckett:
"And then they never call you up....MEN!"
gleeb:
In extreme cases, they slaughter the oxen first, then shoe them.
shanky:
"So, don't piss these men off?"
shanky:
"Wrigley Field?"
Beckett:
"Mess with me and I'll bring a screamin' baby to your house!"
jildo:
You know, that creepy guy seems to enjoy milking us a lot more than he should..
Datazoid1701:
Mark Twain is worried about Huck Finn not getting enough steam power to fire the Torpedoes at the Bismarck. Still, the Prune Danish was tasty this morning.
posthumous:
How do you flush this thing?
LauraPowers:
So there are people who really do raise the roof.