HanoverF:
Upon meeting any alien life form, Kirk's first instinct was to stick it down his pants...
parakeetstorm:
"Captain, can I try your Dick Tracy watch next?"
HanoverF:
Welcome back to the Federation's favorite game show, Red Shirt Russian Roulette...Place your bets.
HanoverF:
"Yo, Adrian... highly illogical." ....NEXT!
FryGirl:
...amazingly enough, he also beat himself senseless with several police flashlights while he was handcuffed to the toilet in his cell! Imagine THAT!
FryGirl:
Here comes the bride, all dressed in pink, open up the windows and let out all the stink. HA!
gleeb:
There just isn't a lot of call for bridal/mourning dresses.
FryGirl:
"You know what this party needs? Chicks!"
gleeb:
I'll put it to you straight, stranger. I think you're Adolphe Menjou.
UnReality:
"Are we gonna have sex or not? This tux is rented by the hour."
FryGirl:
"You know what this cell needs?" "Chicks?" "Cafe curtains."
UnReality:
"What're you in for?" "Ambience."
Mr_Grant:
"OK. But next time, _I_ get to be Jon Voight."
CheckmateKing2:
"Don't even think about it, Otis. You wouldn't look good with red hair."
dscully:
The Million Stick-Man-On-The-Bathroom-Door March took place outside a greyhound station, protesting for cleaner work environments.
SecretariatOnAMotorcycle:
The duck, the deadliest of all creatures stalks his prey.
amycamus:
Famous composer of "In the Hall of the Mountain Fuhrer."
Dirigo:
I think they ran out of the letter 'U'.
Dirigo:
They've stolen Paul Bunyan's violin!
fut:
...oO(How am I ever going to get this under my chin)Oo...
Halfmech:
Dave discovered new heights of delight when he discovered his date's fetish was looking at Paul Mitchell products.
posthumous:
Now with more things to get your nuts caught in.
Halfmech:
...presented in the new "picture frame" format, which combines the fallacies of both "fullframe" and "letterbox" while diminishing all of their benefits! Bravo!
Hinermad:
The doctor said I have to hold my head this way so the lump will flatten out.
144b:
Can you see behind me? That's my blindspot. Ha Ha!! Get it, blindspot? Ahh, what do you know 'bout being funny?
SecretariatOnAMotorcycle:
My favorite architectural style - Mission Impossible.
amycamus:
"Somehow I don't think we're in business class anymore."
amycamus:
.oO(Oh crap - there's that guy I stole the shoelace from...)
psychomorph:
.oO Did I leave the range on...?
Hinermad:
"Look, son - go back east, where you belong." "But I want to stay. I can make a difference. This town needs a lawman." "Look at these people, Marshall. Most of 'em will be dead of stupidity in a month."
Hinermad:
SFX: "...be HEALED in the name of JEEE-sus! I COMMAND you DEMON to COME OUT!" Title fade in: "Prepare yourself for THE PREACHER ROM THE BLACK LAGOON!"
eenveezeebleman:
I agree, masquerade parties are a total drag. We don't dress for them either...