Commander_Zigg:
When Bob gets home, he enjoys watching TV and rubbing his balls.
GotMilk:
"I keep pointing and pointing, but nothing's clicking!!"
144b:
Steve, it would never work out. You're a slushy drinker, and I'm an Icee drinker.
parakeetstorm:
Nobody knows your car engine quite like a cyborg. At Checkers Auto, we hire only the best.
parakeetstorm:
Eat healthily and help overturn Roe Vs. Wade at the same time
Dante83:
He's flashing back to being alone. That's probably not a good date.
Moatas:
Hazel and the gang at the Watership Down warren have another problem
Moatas:
"Darling, if you quit honking for a moment....good, the reason he can't pull over and let you by is that he's parked."
Dante83:
That garage is so pissed off right now. It's only got one purpose and the car parked at the curb is denying it.
144b:
Mom always dressed us in yellow shorts. That way our weak bladders were less noticeable
UnReality:
"My god, you're right! The more you eat, the more you toot!"
Dante83:
"This is wonderful. Just today I woke up and thought, 'If only Cloris Leechman would show up wearing a schoolgtil uniform, she'd know what to do.'"
cappin_kirk:
My husband's favorite two things : me, and his barbeque grill
cappin_kirk:
SO THIS IS HOW YOU TURN OFF THE SCI FI LOGO
144b:
Well, you see. I've been plotting the course of the whole planet though the study of prime numbers & bear lard.
UnReality:
Jim Henson's "The Prisoner" Babies
UnReality:
"Aha! Just as I suspected! It's actually a chifforobe!"
keyz88:
Ask your doctor if Rohypnol is right for you ...
echostation:
"It makes me more aerodynamic."
Moatas:
After riding his horse a mile, Bob decided that riding 'sidesaddle' wasn't for him, but he did keep the skirt
cambria36:
Outsingin' a tuba ain't as easy as it looks, Buster!!!
UnReality:
Failed Supervillain #378: The Salutatorian
TheRatfink:
Coming up next on Crossing Over....An older Bobby Cindy Marcia and Jan try to contact the late Mike Brady to ask who really broke Moms prized vase.
FryGirl:
Eeew, time to change those underpants, doncha think?