windsong27:
The true story behind the Headless Horseman - poor camera work, on the next Hard Copy.
posthumous:
'L'Oreal, because I'm worth it.
TyranosaurisRex:
A bar room shuffle board game that got way out of hand
Moatas:
"Ok, so who's in the kitchen with Dinah?"
Kota:
Upon closer examination, he STILL couldn't decide if the rifle was loaded or not. (Soon he would find out, though)
da_upstart:
Definitely not the way you want to see if your pistol is loaded.
144b:
He's at the 20, 15, 10, 5, TOUCHDOWN, Cranes!
da_upstart:
And yet another clever trap set by Wile E. Coyote mysteriously fails.
Beckett:
"Pay Toilets!..I'll show them!"
STAR_GATE:
If ya want to sell a picture frame at Wal-mart, nothing beats Dave Hasselhoff wearing an eye patch picture
meQal:
I remember how my Uncle Ray just loved to tell the wall off from time to time before he had to go away for a while.
Snuffleupagus:
What Do We Want? "Not Sure!" When Do We Want It? "Uhh... Whenever!"
GersonKartwright:
"Making fun of a man's sandwich? At long last, have you no decency?"
Beckett:
"duck duck goose was his LIFE!"
crassisthename:
"what are you doing ed?" "just playing with my balls"
meQal:
So Dad, tell us about that hot piece of tail I seen you with earlier today.
Bigstupid:
"Why has productivity on Line 17 gone down so much?" "Come to think of it, Midge has gained about ten pounds..."
echostation:
Ouch! This hurts just looking at it! The wrong way to grab nuts, no doubt about it.
da_upstart:
"Rosebud, dude. Rosebud..."
tinaw:
"ALL RIGHT WHO'S UP FOR AN ASS-WHIPPIN --" "No, dear, it's 'speak SOFTly'."
klutzka:
"What?! They were calling for rain today."
Moatas:
"Here's a good story for all the boys and girls out there...'Once upon a time, in the land of leather, there was a woman named 'Mistress Sheila'..."
Moatas:
Well, if its a 'bi-plane' I guess that means it flys out to the east coast AND the west coast
Moatas:
...every Spring...
Moatas:
You think trying to get a copy of your income tax return from five years ago was tough with the IRS...
scypha:
Hmmm... Don't see any sexually misleading imagery here.
gleeb:
OK, now just watch. I'll open the medicine cabinet and he'll be there, just saying "Hi, guy". Then you'll see I'm not crazy...
GersonK:
Buzz Aldrin pops the clutch and says "eat my dust"
Beedo:
Toad of Toad Hall after the plastic surgery -- but not much of it.
JurassicPork:
Barbie and Ken realize the folly of setting up their dream cottage in Alamagordo.
JurassicPork:
Lego Alcatraz, Clint Eastwood figurine not included.
Dirigo:
Tupperware, for whenever you have the sudden urge to leave all your food in the middle of the Mojave.
Dante83:
It's a slot car. Every so often you have to get out and give it a big tap to get it to keep going straight.
GersonK:
"hey Mommy-O." NEXT!