MaxRBever:
The Backstreet Boys get embedded
Eggplant:
~0"Lets see its Heeeeres Johnny.. No, too campy, Hmm? Ah, I'm gonna cut yer Freakin' Head Off Bwa Ha Ha, Yeah, thats it!"0~
GizM:
I've heard of a shoestring budget, but this is nuts.
cambria36:
Help........I'm a former President, for Pete's sake. (Note: George Bush, père celebrated his birthday this week by skydiving. His 80th birthday.)
GizM:
"You WERE the one who said we didn't need the ski dogs!"
da_upstart:
"<wooom> <wooom> <kish><kish> Hurrrr Huhhhhhhhhh. Join me!" "No! Neverrrr! <woooom><kish kish>--" "Hey! Hey, you two continents! Stop that before you put somebody's coastal seaboard out!"
144b:
It's time to get the oil gaskets replaced on the Nash-Metropolitan
da_upstart:
"Upstart? Gleeb? 144?..." "<koff koff!><koff!> In here, dude!.... <koff>"
gleeb:
The new Chevrolet Cicada! Listen to that unique exhaust sound!
144b:
the 1959 LaSalle has its own pedestrian "Cow Catcher".
gleeb:
A jug of wine, an accordion and thou beside me playing Lady of Spain in the wilderness...
Beckett:
"I'm here to fix the abacus."
144b:
Six months? Man, that's a very long lunch brake, Jameson? Uh.... they mixed up our orders? Oh, okay then.
144b:
There he was at work. When suddenly he was attacked by a montage.
Imp:
"They say I'm man's best friend, but I'm sure once he looks in his shoes, he wont think so."
da_upstart:
"... And the gruesome part is that he's still alive, sir."
Moatas:
They pick a hell of a place to put a urinal
GersonK:
This is just Bohring
KIPPAGE:
oO"I dreamed I was on a Spaceship in My Maidenform Bra...!"Oo
Moatas:
After his injury, Tommy spent a lot of time with his 'invisible' friend
screaming_fist:
Then I saw his license plates and saw that he was from Jersey.
Zonk:
Every now and then, Atlas' shoulders get tired, and he holds up the earth from a different position.
Zonk:
Is it just me, or does he look too old for feety pajamas?
Moatas:
"Oh, oh' moaned Carlotta has Raymond slipped his hand up her..' Hey, my mom has this book, too."