![]() Snuffleupagus: oO Is that MY obituary?! Oo |
![]() UnReality: "Oh, we'll make them drink all right, you just watch!" |
![]() holenozone: "NIVEA for men! When your not afraid to use whale sperm as aftershave." |
![]() elKapitan: Hitler: The Early Years |
![]() Agent_Moldy: "I'M a little teapot. short and stout. Here is my hand -- aw crap, I'm a coffee pot." |
![]() gleeb: ...with Pam Grier |
![]() Agent_Moldy: Even though we're raising the alert level to "Oh Sh*t". |
![]() gleeb: The phone is just whispering secrets to him. |
![]() rickubis: Otherwise known by Mr. Bush as "attack status avocado". |
![]() GersonK: This constant flashing message is way more re-assuring than those threat levels |
![]() gleeb: Bill Travers: smoker; oil refinery worker; total moron. |
![]() rickubis: Too bad I can't wear a hardhat on my lungs. |
![]() GersonK: o o 0 (Smoking on an oil rig. Man, this is this life) |
![]() GersonK: We had to call in a Joseph Carpenter to build the George Hause |
![]() rickubis: Shouldn't Robert Electrician have done the lighting? |
![]() Agent_Moldy: Joseph Carpenter is a good lighting guy. Just don't ask him about his stepson. |
![]() gleeb: Sorry, you got the wrong woman. I'm NurseVerde. |
![]() Agent_Moldy: "Won't you stay, Nurse?" "Can't. Those drive-by captions won't write themselves." |
![]() JoeCrow: How did Kolchak always manage to keep his hat at that precise 12 degree angle |
![]() Agent_Moldy: "Ma'am." "Baaaaaa." |
![]() GersonK: "This is nothing. I once knit a whole sweater with my brows." |
![]() NurseNoir: .oO Spit or swaller? Why I like ta jes' savor it fer a while! Oo. |
![]() gleeb: Purse? It's a European hold-all, Mister! DRAW! |
![]() Racerex: "Smile when you compliment my purse!" |
![]() The_Gray_Zombie: You dare say I have a pocket book?!? I oughta shoot you like the dog you are |
![]() Racerex: "I'm afraid I'm leaving this town. Too many male pocket-book jokes make me nervous." |
![]() Agent_Moldy: Goody Trampmistress, Prom Queen. |
![]() Racerex: We now return to "Florence Nightingale, Texas Ranger"...... |
![]() 144b: Prudence Goodwife: US Marshall |
![]() Moatas: A Little Known Fact: As part of his salary, Godfrey would get to keep the bowl of soup |
![]() EireCat: Unfortunately for Julie Andrews, the hills were alive with the sound of avalanches that morning... |
![]() carbonbased: The only existing picture of Calvin Coolidge's DUI arrest. |
![]() carbonbased: "Who's endangered now, asshole?" |
![]() ROBOTCROWT: Yes, Dear, we are assured of complete privacy here. After all, what kind of poor schlub (with no life) would be capping at 4:51 am? |
![]() gleeb: Republic Pictures presents "High Plains Hypotenuse" |
![]() Loodvig: Potato Guns of the ol' West |
![]() WeirdFi_: "Now, Pierre, you see what happens when you feed a lightning bug methamphetamines?" |
![]() Moatas: "This sale figures are great, I kinda wish I was paying them now." |
![]() klutzka: Stalk them. Inspect their underwear for skidmarks. Have sex with their signifigant other. |
![]() Dante83: And on the sixth day, God created beef jerky... |
![]() Dante83: Meanwhile, Elliot Ness and his Untouchables race toward a Waffle House for their all-you-can-eat buffet. |
![]() cambria36: Can I get a patent for this? "What is it?" A rectal thermometer. |
![]() wd40: "Mr Watson, come here, I need you!" - .o0 friggin' micromanager! 0o. |
![]() rickubis: There is absolutely *no* way anyone can improve on this recording technology. |
![]() Moatas: The first recorded words. "...If you would like to place a phone call, hang up and try again." |
![]() NurseNoir: Would you buy a used *anything* from this man? |
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