Snuffleupagus: oO Is that MY obituary?! Oo |
UnReality: "Oh, we'll make them drink all right, you just watch!" |
holenozone: "NIVEA for men! When your not afraid to use whale sperm as aftershave." |
elKapitan: Hitler: The Early Years |
Agent_Moldy: "I'M a little teapot. short and stout. Here is my hand -- aw crap, I'm a coffee pot." |
gleeb: ...with Pam Grier |
Agent_Moldy: Even though we're raising the alert level to "Oh Sh*t". |
gleeb: The phone is just whispering secrets to him. |
rickubis: Otherwise known by Mr. Bush as "attack status avocado". |
GersonK: This constant flashing message is way more re-assuring than those threat levels |
gleeb: Bill Travers: smoker; oil refinery worker; total moron. |
rickubis: Too bad I can't wear a hardhat on my lungs. |
GersonK: o o 0 (Smoking on an oil rig. Man, this is this life) |
GersonK: We had to call in a Joseph Carpenter to build the George Hause |
rickubis: Shouldn't Robert Electrician have done the lighting? |
Agent_Moldy: Joseph Carpenter is a good lighting guy. Just don't ask him about his stepson. |
gleeb: Sorry, you got the wrong woman. I'm NurseVerde. |
Agent_Moldy: "Won't you stay, Nurse?" "Can't. Those drive-by captions won't write themselves." |
JoeCrow: How did Kolchak always manage to keep his hat at that precise 12 degree angle |
Agent_Moldy: "Ma'am." "Baaaaaa." |
GersonK: "This is nothing. I once knit a whole sweater with my brows." |
NurseNoir: .oO Spit or swaller? Why I like ta jes' savor it fer a while! Oo. |
gleeb: Purse? It's a European hold-all, Mister! DRAW! |
Racerex: "Smile when you compliment my purse!" |
The_Gray_Zombie: You dare say I have a pocket book?!? I oughta shoot you like the dog you are |
Racerex: "I'm afraid I'm leaving this town. Too many male pocket-book jokes make me nervous." |
Agent_Moldy: Goody Trampmistress, Prom Queen. |
Racerex: We now return to "Florence Nightingale, Texas Ranger"...... |
144b: Prudence Goodwife: US Marshall |
Moatas: A Little Known Fact: As part of his salary, Godfrey would get to keep the bowl of soup |
EireCat: Unfortunately for Julie Andrews, the hills were alive with the sound of avalanches that morning... |
carbonbased: The only existing picture of Calvin Coolidge's DUI arrest. |
carbonbased: "Who's endangered now, asshole?" |
ROBOTCROWT: Yes, Dear, we are assured of complete privacy here. After all, what kind of poor schlub (with no life) would be capping at 4:51 am? |
gleeb: Republic Pictures presents "High Plains Hypotenuse" |
Loodvig: Potato Guns of the ol' West |
WeirdFi_: "Now, Pierre, you see what happens when you feed a lightning bug methamphetamines?" |
Moatas: "This sale figures are great, I kinda wish I was paying them now." |
klutzka: Stalk them. Inspect their underwear for skidmarks. Have sex with their signifigant other. |
Dante83: And on the sixth day, God created beef jerky... |
Dante83: Meanwhile, Elliot Ness and his Untouchables race toward a Waffle House for their all-you-can-eat buffet. |
cambria36: Can I get a patent for this? "What is it?" A rectal thermometer. |
wd40: "Mr Watson, come here, I need you!" - .o0 friggin' micromanager! 0o. |
rickubis: There is absolutely *no* way anyone can improve on this recording technology. |
Moatas: The first recorded words. "...If you would like to place a phone call, hang up and try again." |
NurseNoir: Would you buy a used *anything* from this man? |
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