gleeb:
And...in our hearts.
gleeb:
Oh yeah? Well I'm the Postmaster-General, and if you don't like it, me and some of my buddies are just gonna have to get parcel post all over your ass! Dead letter, Baby!
posthumous:
This damn shoe is harder to light than an American flag.
Corporal_Clegg:
Pre-fab families now available!
Dante83:
"Oh, it's the Self-Traecheotomy Channel! Turn it up."
MrAtomik:
then one day Bob met the pedestal of his dreams...
Zonk:
"Robot Bachelor Number Two,... if you were a soda machine, what kind of soda would you dispense?"
DaRkn3sS:
Wait a minuet...This isn't THE MOON!!!!
screaming_fist:
Keanu Reeves in The Matrix: Smith Corona Wars
rickubis:
Yeah, I pried it off the space shuttle to bring home and show the kinds. Why are you looking at me like that?
Agent_Moldy:
"I know what they did last summer. I just don't care."
KrisTM:
"XO, that midsection has grown dangerously dense. I suggest we get out the free weights and set treadmills to full blast."
DaRkn3sS:
OOPA LOOPMAS quickly, get this man to the juicing area ASAP. He needs to be juiced!!!
shesaidisay:
a streetcar named "indifference"
Astrodonna:
Your new pet is waiting for you! Go to your local Old People shelter and adopt a fogey.
Moatas:
Hey, kids...Is somebody you know hooked on...chocolate milk?
Snuffleupagus:
Hands of Manos Milk Drinking Contest!
Dante83:
He takes snapshots of all of his railing kills and frames them.
UnReality:
"Deny everything! Destroy evidence! Blame the homeless!"
GersonK:
Damnit Bobby! What have we told you about looking back in anger?
gleeb:
OK, get the cat, we're gonna play "Passion".
UnReality:
"That punk bother you about the damn Tootsie-Roll Pop again?"
scypha:
Huh? My sheet is sticking its tongue out!
wd40:
The exact moment Rita Hayworth slips in to dementia, captured on America's Funniest Videos!