TMBG:
We here at the SciFi channel would like to appologize for the spelling of this title, it would seem one of the writers is a 14 year old semi retarded kid.
FryGirl:
Ode to a Grecian Urn...FROM HELL!!!
FryGirl:
And now, back to anagram practice...tonic fun! Your turn!
FryGirl:
Damn, they have my fingerprints!
FryGirl:
Ever so slowly, the bowl of tomato soup made its way closer and closer to the edge of the desk and sweet, sweet freedom.
ReVeReND:
i like to touch it right here....mmmm....
Dante83:
Nice try Elmer, but we all know playing poker with bread is not as entertaining as you would have us believe.
Hinermad:
Why do guitarists usually die of stress-related illness? Because they're always fretting
cambria36:
Just a moment, sir. My wife's a little shy only because she's a cocker spaniel. C'mon out, honey...the boss won't bite.
GersonK:
When that strip says "sanitized for your protection", you'd better believe it.
GersonK:
Early seismographs were just lab guys checking off if the earth moved for them.
Tommysdad:
"Well, those panties were hardly going to raid themselves were they?"
Dante83:
You want this? You want it? Then dance! Dance for it! That's right!
stilljane:
and the popular moral of the story is... don't get your tail too close to the carriage
Snuffleupagus:
HENRY! Did you invent something yet? You worthless bum! *Grumble, Grumble*
da_upstart:
Sacaroons. The legal baby poison.
gleeb:
Sacroos, now with REAL infants' blood!
144b:
Jimmy wasn't a smart hood. He tried to swipe hubcaps off of bikes.
gleeb:
"My God! I've developed x-ray vision!"
da_upstart:
"Excuse me, sir! Sir! Do you have your hallpass?! Sir!!!" - Dr. Jacobs always forgot his glasses after lunch
Hinermad:
Hey, why do I even bother with a diaper pail? I can just toss them over the side like this!
Zonk:
THERE's a kid who's going to grow up with serious issues. Being raised in an immaterial extradimensional bedroom certainly didn't do ME any good...
Moatas:
"No, honey. The doctor said you're dead. Now lay there and be quiet for gosh's sakes. You're making me look bad in front of the other dead people's families."
Moatas:
"It was touch and go, but he pulled through anyway."
144b:
We have nothing in our cash drawer larger than 150 dollars.
MissSpock:
Oh, Goddess, no! I've missed the Ice Cream Man again!
meQal:
Someone is enjoying their sponge bath a little too much I see.
meQal:
Sara went well into the night trying to find out the reason why people say not to put all your eggs in one basket without any conclusive findings.
Dante83:
"Let's face it, it's pretty boring in space."
meQal:
The secret horror behind Campbell's Chicken Soup is the fresh squeezed chicks.
cambria36:
Poor ole Fred just can't get it right.....he craps in buckets and then dumps 'em down the toilet.
Agent_Moldy:
Eager hopefuls painstakingly try to draw the turtle. Only a fool tries to master the pirate.
UnReality:
"Jump over the lazy dog, will he? We'll just see about that, Mr. Fox!"
Dirigo:
Why do they need a 'Grim Reaper Crossing' sign on their kitchen door? Is the wife's cooking that bad?
Dirigo:
A plane going 125 knots leaves St. Louis and head towards Minneapolis..
gleeb:
Military radio waves eschew the slack sinusoidal forms and travel at smart right angles.
cambria36:
The flights are okay, but the take-offs and landings scare the shit outta ya.
cambria36:
Wrigley's entry in this year's "500".
144b:
A case of not enough junk in the trunk
gleeb:
My God, it's full of groceries
tinaw:
"I'm gonna need a bigger foot. . ."
UpSky2:
Look what I found in the garbage! a dead old lady in a good wig.
Dirigo:
Nathan Lane as Glenn Close.
Racerex:
John Hurt in a rare "I, Claudius" outtake....
Dirigo:
"The bad news is that all the vertebrae in your neck are shattered." "And the good news is?" "Who said there was good news?"