TMBG: We here at the SciFi channel would like to appologize for the spelling of this title, it would seem one of the writers is a 14 year old semi retarded kid. |
FryGirl: Ode to a Grecian Urn...FROM HELL!!! |
FryGirl: And now, back to anagram practice...tonic fun! Your turn! |
FryGirl: Damn, they have my fingerprints! |
FryGirl: Ever so slowly, the bowl of tomato soup made its way closer and closer to the edge of the desk and sweet, sweet freedom. |
ReVeReND: i like to touch it right here....mmmm.... |
Dante83: Nice try Elmer, but we all know playing poker with bread is not as entertaining as you would have us believe. |
Hinermad: Why do guitarists usually die of stress-related illness? Because they're always fretting |
cambria36: Just a moment, sir. My wife's a little shy only because she's a cocker spaniel. C'mon out, honey...the boss won't bite. |
GersonK: When that strip says "sanitized for your protection", you'd better believe it. |
GersonK: Early seismographs were just lab guys checking off if the earth moved for them. |
Tommysdad: "Well, those panties were hardly going to raid themselves were they?" |
Dante83: You want this? You want it? Then dance! Dance for it! That's right! |
stilljane: and the popular moral of the story is... don't get your tail too close to the carriage |
Snuffleupagus: HENRY! Did you invent something yet? You worthless bum! *Grumble, Grumble* |
da_upstart: Sacaroons. The legal baby poison. |
gleeb: Sacroos, now with REAL infants' blood! |
144b: Jimmy wasn't a smart hood. He tried to swipe hubcaps off of bikes. |
gleeb: "My God! I've developed x-ray vision!" |
da_upstart: "Excuse me, sir! Sir! Do you have your hallpass?! Sir!!!" - Dr. Jacobs always forgot his glasses after lunch |
Hinermad: Hey, why do I even bother with a diaper pail? I can just toss them over the side like this! |
Zonk: THERE's a kid who's going to grow up with serious issues. Being raised in an immaterial extradimensional bedroom certainly didn't do ME any good... |
Moatas: "No, honey. The doctor said you're dead. Now lay there and be quiet for gosh's sakes. You're making me look bad in front of the other dead people's families." |
Moatas: "It was touch and go, but he pulled through anyway." |
144b: We have nothing in our cash drawer larger than 150 dollars. |
MissSpock: Oh, Goddess, no! I've missed the Ice Cream Man again! |
meQal: Someone is enjoying their sponge bath a little too much I see. |
meQal: Sara went well into the night trying to find out the reason why people say not to put all your eggs in one basket without any conclusive findings. |
Dante83: "Let's face it, it's pretty boring in space." |
meQal: The secret horror behind Campbell's Chicken Soup is the fresh squeezed chicks. |
cambria36: Poor ole Fred just can't get it right.....he craps in buckets and then dumps 'em down the toilet. |
Agent_Moldy: Eager hopefuls painstakingly try to draw the turtle. Only a fool tries to master the pirate. |
UnReality: "Jump over the lazy dog, will he? We'll just see about that, Mr. Fox!" |
Dirigo: Why do they need a 'Grim Reaper Crossing' sign on their kitchen door? Is the wife's cooking that bad? |
Dirigo: A plane going 125 knots leaves St. Louis and head towards Minneapolis.. |
gleeb: Military radio waves eschew the slack sinusoidal forms and travel at smart right angles. |
cambria36: The flights are okay, but the take-offs and landings scare the shit outta ya. |
cambria36: Wrigley's entry in this year's "500". |
144b: A case of not enough junk in the trunk |
gleeb: My God, it's full of groceries |
tinaw: "I'm gonna need a bigger foot. . ." |
UpSky2: Look what I found in the garbage! a dead old lady in a good wig. |
Dirigo: Nathan Lane as Glenn Close. |
Racerex: John Hurt in a rare "I, Claudius" outtake.... |
Dirigo: "The bad news is that all the vertebrae in your neck are shattered." "And the good news is?" "Who said there was good news?" |
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