MilkboxLarry:
Via a hidden camera, it's discovered who's been writing captions in the magazines in the employees' break room...
Zonk:
Always the overachiever, Diane mixes her Tai Chi with Feng Shui and invents the first martial art interior decoration service.
posthumous:
Give me back my typewriter!...First Amendment! First Amendment!
Dirigo:
"Is my face on straight?"
144b:
Ellen cranks up the Lil' Kim and zones out.
GersonK:
"So, you see, light is not only a particle and a wave, but also a damn fine garnish."
tinaw:
Oh wow. They ran outta gas. How 'bout that now?
posthumous:
Alex Haley strikes back
gleeb:
It's really a front for a male prostitution ring. Just go in and ask for "dong".
gleeb:
Eugene Pallette's advances drive another young actress to nausea...
GersonK:
What could be more wholesome than a game of "The Judge and the Ice Cream Parlor Countergirl"? Yeah, I guess most things could.
okiedokey:
"Why isn't this bike going anywhere?"
Moatas:
"Benjimin, my boy. Just one word...Crystals"
amycamus:
Oh, man, if this deleted scene from "Passion of Christ" ever finds its way off the cutting room floor...
SirSaxMan:
when the editor of "The Chronicle" kills a story, he kills the story.
TrezKu:
"*pst* Hey Fido, you noticed he's picked up a few pounds?" / "Oh god yes, I swear I'm not gonna make it this time..."
Dirigo:
Mom! The movie credits are fighting again!!
UnReality:
"No reason, just for kicks."
gleeb:
...or you're out on your ass in 1938!
wd40:
Must be before the great Anheiser-Busch Wars of the mid 20th, after which, every beer is a Bud!
UnReality:
"But please, drink responsibly when operating the time machine."
The_Temp:
"I don't care what the comicbook says, I'm not leaping that."
cambria36:
And so I said to Gracie, "Gracie, we're both dead now."
gleeb:
Poopdeck Pappy makes his move...
UnReality:
"It's okay, dear. If nothing else, I was satisfied."